Step 1. Get a glass of water.
Step 2. Drink it, then refill it and set it by the computer while you’re on Tumblr, in case you get thirsty.
Step 3. Get thirsty 4 minutes later.
Step 4. Look at that filthy glass of gross, 3-day-old water. Throw that shit in the sink and get yourself a clean glass, motherfucker. Cold and sweet.